Ted 2 | Sam L. Jackson vs. the War on Drugs

49 thoughts on “Ted 2 | Sam L. Jackson vs. the War on Drugs”

1. Here comes autism 😂 Funniest line I've ever heard 😂

2. Nobody ever clears the chamber in movie bong scenes.

3. This movie changed my mind about Seyfried. Nice to see actors go out of their comfort zone for a role. She looks like a real-life version of Roger Rabbit's gf. 😍

4. What's inside that bear…because it's clearly not cotton.

5. Here cones autism

6. 3:13 She is so cool.

7. HOLY SPIRIT

8. ANTOGONIST

9. Is no one gonna talk about how they're not clearing the bong

10. how far away does he live

11. She looked really hot in this movie.

12. Watch "Jennifer's Body"
    A particular scene with Amanda Seyfried and Meghan Fox was a delight to my eyes and i would like to share my pleasure

13. Can you help me get home?

14. Amanda Seyfried wow, What a Cute girl!

15. I get really bad migraines too but I just nap whenever that happens. There’s no need to damage your body for no reason. Jo used to nap in school during lessons all the time. I learn from the best

16. I NEED TED 3 NOWWWW

17. Those eyes. ❤

18. 3:12 love that bit of acting

19. Amanda Seyfried is ridiculously hot.

20. The funniest thing about the hard candies is that's like maybe $1 worth of candy he's not willing to share with them.

21. Man personally I will smoke anything with Amanda Seyfried. The woman is a walking goddess!!!!

22. Do not smoke weed.

23. This movie is hilarious.

24. The hard candies though 😂😂😂😂

25. Yup the war on drugs is all just a vast conspiracy to lock up minorities. It certainly couldn't be to stop the 100k deaths every year from drug overdoses affecting millions of American families and the fact that half of all crime is tied to drug users or drug sellers. But other then that. Yup its just to lock up minorities, what smart dialogue.

26. Sam L. Jackson = Samuel L. Jackson

27. Amanda Seyfried breaking character at 3:38 is cute and funny

28. why she has to be sitting on table?

29. "Have you ever seen any movie? He's the black guy." What a description! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

30. huum wait a sec if tred smoke and talk can he eat and poop

31. 😅😅😅😅😊😊

32. Quentin Tarantino: 2:47 – Can I direct this scene?

33. the weed strains bruh rofl

34. Damn, so the pot was called help me get home and he's asking them to help him get home.

35. Even the bong water is so real and nasty lol

36. John: "That weed is really good. Reminds me of the strain I smoked last month called 'Here Comes Autism'."
    Well that's a bit ironic later on…

37. Amanda seyfried the most beautiful girl I've ever seen till now , her performance is like only she can play the role , her skintone voice ,singing is melodious than anything, her expressions are mesmerizing

38. Imagine if the lawyer was John's cousin Blair 🤣🤣

39. The fact that I just saw Argylle😂

40. She seemed so relaxed about smoking in front of 2 strangers, or maybe that’s because she’s already high.

41. First and only time I ever had an edible (I never tried weed before so I didn't know what to expect), I ended up thinking the street was like a tunnel when I started to go home. And my mind felt like it was racing at a 1000 mph so I couldn't even tell what the signs were saying, and only knew how to get home because I always took the same route. Mind you, I was walking at night in the AM. I practically had a panic attack when I went to sleep. Said edible was supposedly only 30 mg, but I guess that's a lot for a first-time user.

42. 1:13 Oh, f**k

43. Congrats to the film director who gave us such a good perspcective !! HAIL TO YOU! SALUT

44. seyfried is a stunner

45. She has great feet

46. This scene right here is why I think Sam is better for John than Lori. She can be serious and mature while still being fun and even enjoys hanging out with John and Ted (something that Lori had an issue with). Now granted, I'm willing to admit part of that may be due to John's growth in the first movie, but Lori always came off as kinda controlling and snobbish.

47. 2:37 here comes Austism 😂😂😂😂😂😂

48. The new strain my dealer gave me, called "help me get home".. Next thing you know, Mark Wahlberg is crawling up the wall, asking for help to get home.. That's strong..

49. "We really feel like you have got a lot to offer" 🤣

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