Im too distracted by the fact that slytherines colour is green
People who make this joke don't realise that symbolism and themes are actually real and these are things that artists and writers do actually think about. They don't just bash it out to get it done so they can hand their coursework in and go play football.
WTF IS THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AS AN ENGLISH GUY IS THIS COMEDY GOLD BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The house of Malfoy represent the peak of the hierarchical tier of the wizarding world in muggle terms we might dub them blue bloods, also known as royalty or nobleborn, and thus Draco wears blue.
Slytherin is green dude wtf. You can arrange the use of a classroom but can’t double check the facts?😂
Whats funny is that blood is blue inside the body and he could have just gone with that 😂
Old ass joke repurposed with wrong Harry potter facts? Why?
Its green and silver…. its not important to the sketch but the thumb rule is if you want to use an example do it right otherwise the subject of your contenet will be lost in the tirade against your lack of due dilligence.
I actually felt like this in English at times and i read a lot
EVERYTHING CAN BE OPPOSITE OF RED!!!
sorry i got carried away… carry on…👀
they do be like that tho fr
Thats actually how it was for me in english class
of course the british would have 'arry pottah in their literature class
Nah, it's cause he got blue balls
Its fucking green you muggle
We were reading 'The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde', our teacher tried to convince us that when Mr. Hyde tramples a child like "some damned juggernaut", there were connotations that he r@ped her….. genuinely dont understand what goes through some english teachers minds
You are hired by Marvel
Fucking blue?
slyverins crest is green mate
He's the dad He's becoming a dad
Occam's razor: he couldn't find any link for green so used blue instead lol
what creepypasta is this
my english teacher just called me a faggot and told me to kill myself
British kids read Harry Potter? I'll take huck Finn over that any day
English Teachers pretending to be detectives.
watching Harry Potter is never the same again
Are you trying to upset the Potter Heads by saying the Slytherin crest is blue?
When you start accepting non-canon fan fiction in your essay…
Is it bad that my teacher does all of this, the word emphasis, hand gestures and dresses EXACTLY the same like it’s not even funny
that is so true
My teacher isnt like this but the first part (so fuckin relatable
Im too distracted by the fact that slytherines colour is green
People who make this joke don't realise that symbolism and themes are actually real and these are things that artists and writers do actually think about. They don't just bash it out to get it done so they can hand their coursework in and go play football.
WTF IS THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AS AN ENGLISH GUY IS THIS COMEDY GOLD BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The house of Malfoy represent the peak of the hierarchical tier of the wizarding world in muggle terms we might dub them blue bloods, also known as royalty or nobleborn, and thus Draco wears blue.
Slytherin is green dude wtf. You can arrange the use of a classroom but can’t double check the facts?😂
Whats funny is that blood is blue inside the body and he could have just gone with that 😂
Old ass joke repurposed with wrong Harry potter facts? Why?
Its green and silver…. its not important to the sketch but the thumb rule is if you want to use an example do it right otherwise the subject of your contenet will be lost in the tirade against your lack of due dilligence.
I actually felt like this in English at times and i read a lot
EVERYTHING CAN BE OPPOSITE OF RED!!!
sorry i got carried away… carry on…👀
they do be like that tho fr
Thats actually how it was for me in english class
of course the british would have 'arry pottah in their literature class
Nah, it's cause he got blue balls
Its fucking green you muggle
We were reading 'The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde', our teacher tried to convince us that when Mr. Hyde tramples a child like "some damned juggernaut", there were connotations that he r@ped her….. genuinely dont understand what goes through some english teachers minds
You are hired by Marvel
Fucking blue?
slyverins crest is green mate
He's the dad
He's becoming a dad
Occam's razor: he couldn't find any link for green so used blue instead lol
what creepypasta is this
my english teacher just called me a faggot and told me to kill myself
British kids read Harry Potter? I'll take huck Finn over that any day
English Teachers pretending to be detectives.
watching Harry Potter is never the same again
Are you trying to upset the Potter Heads by saying the Slytherin crest is blue?
When you start accepting non-canon fan fiction in your essay…
Is it bad that my teacher does all of this, the word emphasis, hand gestures and dresses EXACTLY the same like it’s not even funny
that is so true
My teacher isnt like this but the first part (so fuckin relatable
He’s wearing blue bc it’s a boy
love how the outrage peaks at rag 😂